I'm lactose intolerant

Murdo A toasted bagel loaded with butter, ham, chicken, bacon, cheese and tomato with gherkin at the side. It’s one of those sandwiches I make when I come home drunk - just fill it with everything that’s available in the fridge. It tastes great at the time but it’s just too much, too complicated. Bagel is however the king of bread. Jack A couple of slices of toast with butter. It’s something that is always available when I’m hungry, most of the time it’s last resort but sometimes I would kill for a slice of toast. It’s a good friend, not too complicated and always there for me when I need it. Chris A roll with egg mayonnaise. A very common sandwich filling, there are just too many of them out there. I have had it a couple of times but egg mayo is really not that great is it? It seems to be the last sandwich left on the shelf in supermarkets, nobody really wants them. Darren White bread sandwich with butter and jam with crusts cut off. It’s a sandwich for ki...

I felt confused with what was going on with this so I did a sort of spreadsheet putting everything together to see what it felt like. I really struggle with composition and words I have no idea what I'm doing. 30x30 potential scans included - still not sure whats going on there.  IM IN NEED OF SOME SERIOUS INSPIRATION AHHHHHH

Feeling sick, being vegetarian when I eat some bacon I feel unwell for days, but I had to eat them. Oh the commitment. Trying out different images in different ways, still got 2 to do but today I actually can't think about another sandwich or I will whitey.  First image here is Murdo, a bagel loaded with ham, chicken, bacon, cheese, tomato, mayo and gherkin at the side. It's one of those that I make when I come home drunk and put everything that I find in the fridge on it. Bagel is my favourite bread - but the whole thing is just way too much, although it's amazing at the time. The amount of variety of filling here just can't be good for me.  Second image is Darren, a white bread sandwich with butter and jam with crusts cut off. A very childish combination that is way too boring and quick to eat for me. It is although very attractive with the fruitiness and the colour. But I just hate white bread it's so clingy and sticks to the top of your mouth....