Sexual relationship sandwiches - ?
With each sandwich will I put a description? A full name? How do I label them?
There are reasons for which Chris MacLean is egg mayo and Darren Ellis is jam with crusts cut off.
Your typical 'spice boy' kinda asshole. English boy that claimed to be a DJ and lied about his age, the fact I met him through tinder explains everything. Thought he had the biggest dick on earth when in reality he's that egg mayo sandwich that's left on the shelf to go out of date because nobody buys egg mayo if there are a variety of better choices.
The perfect type of sandwich to enhance the personality of a guy who doesn't drink coffee because he doesn't like the taste of it, goes for hot chocolate instead. Very smart, but so boring. A jam sandwich is a guy who loves his car too much and is scared of his parents.
These images I grabbed off google, they're not mine.
Still need to make the decision of what other fillings to use for the others, once that's decided I can get them made and photographed. Will worry about the labelling or whatever later on - I'm hoping it will come to me once the images are there to look at.
I picked 7 men to describe with the use of food, out of the people I slept with these are the ones I know best and had what you could call 'relationships' with;
1. 1st proper boyfriend; Sean
2. Longest relationship; Murdo
3. The tattooed biker; Jed
4. Boyfriend's best friend; Callum
5. A tinder accident; Chris
6. Electrical engineering student; Darren
7. Work colleague; Dean


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